We all have fantasies – personally I have lots – but some can be harder to fulfil than others. So what do you do when your latest shirt brings back memories of the 1951 movie The African Queen with Katherine Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart? And you spot Bogart wearing a stripy green and white shirt that is similar in design and colour as your short trousers? Exactly! That was meant to happen and this is when the fun begins! Obviously I shouldn’t lose focus on modelling my new shirt…
But I’m no Bogart of course…and I certainly couldn’t play “the African Queen” because this part was actually taken by a boat in the movie…and I don’t do boats. Never mind all that! I won’t be the one spoiling my fun so I decided to have my very own Hollywood moment and release my inner Bogart – a younger and cheap version of the icon that was much admired and respected. I am well aware I may just have killed a myth in your eyes…please kindly try to deal with it.
PS: None of my lungs were harmed during the photo shoot. That was just a paper cigarette.
I couldn’t concentrate! The fired bullet scene backfired big time.